Arrested Development - Ex-Pats Mexico

At 65, have you picked up your senior skills of bingo, dominoes and cribbage?

Some domino games are fun but I prefer water volley ball. Bingo - I don't think so
Is your group short a player or two

Wait a minute - is that a fancy way of saying I'm "a few bricks short of a full load"?

We bought a fancy new dominoes game called "Wildfire" to play out on the deck, but I'll be damned if I can figure out the rules - the rules do not match the game pieces - huh! The company that invented the game does not answer emails. It is a variation of "Mexican Train" - which has nothing to do with Mexico whatsoever.

Apparently, there is a new beach club in Puerto Vallarta called "Bite Me", it is near the most popular gay section of the beach called "blue chairs". The managers are of the somewhat outrageous Mama Delores restaurant (think of a Dame Edna type character as the 'head waitress'. They have had a huge success with their bingo charity - 'bingo for beans and babies' event, raising close to $80,000 pesos so far. An idea for Lake Chapala?
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Puerto-Vallarta-Mexico/bite-me-Beach-Club/72407807695