Arrested Development - Ex-Pats Mexico

Are you talking about yourself?

Direct from FAUX NEWS (the CONS favorite):
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07 ... ouncement/

Keeping in character and reaching for the redneck vote - take note of her choice of words!

I'm sure Gov. Bimbo has a plan. She can run the whole U.S. like Alaska. Alaska is a debtor state. It receives more U.S. tax dollars to keep it afloat than any other state. Alaska has a sugar daddy, the U.S. taxpayer, and Gov. Bimbo if elected President Bimbo, can find another country to be the sugar daddy for the U.S. and bail us out. It works for Alaska and should work for the whole country.

She bought popularity by giving all Alaskans a few thousands dollars instead of refusing some U.S. tax dollars and spending Alaska money on Alaska. She takes the lower 48 states money but gives Alaska money to its citizens. Her husband wants Alaska to secede from the U.S.? Do it, it will save us billions.

The woman is clueless and I hope she runs. It will be better entertainment than any Beverly Hillbillies show ever was.

It's sad that you have so many reading comprehension problems. Did I write that Alaska wasn't a debtor state before Palin? It's hard for Palin to promote herself as a conservative and knows all about running an economy when she has done nothing to stop Alaska from being a welfare state.

If you think you have information that others might want to know, why not just write it instead of being the insulting jerk you always are? You do not need to attempt to insult people to add additional information. If you think being a jerk makes you macho, trust me, no one thinks an insulting, drunken, Fonzie wannabe is macho or very intelligent.

Pedro is correct.

How loooooooooow can a Party go:

"Sarah Palin's bombshell that she is resigning as Alaska governor actually has boosted her a bit among Republicans, a nationwide USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds...."

"Two-thirds of Republicans want Palin, the party's vice presidential nominee in 2008, to be "a major national political figure" in the future."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington ... poll_N.htm

That the best they can do??????

About what? That Alaska has been receiving welfare since we bought the land or his charming way of always throwing out insults when he has something to add? Maybe Pedro is right. If he knows something then any 3 year old should know it.

Well, that makes no sense.

The state of Alaska and as the former territory of Alaska, has always received more federal tax dollars than it pays to the U.S. I assumed everyone knew that it wasn't a recent occurrence under Palin. Since you are the only one who had to point that out, I guess you are the only one who didn't assume that Alaska has always been a welfare state.

My point was that if Palin is planning a presidential run, she cannot promote herself as a fiscal conservative when she gave money to every Alaska citizen instead of using the money to pay for running Alaska. All other U.S. taxpayers have to pay to keep Alaska afloat. Alaska has Uncle Sam as it's sugar daddy and Palin likes it that way. Who could she get as the U.S. sugar daddy?

The woman is so clueless she thinks the White House has a Department of Law and if she was president the Department of Law could stop all ethics investigations involving her.

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/07/palin-law/



That's almost as good as her thinking the V.P. is in charge of the Senate because he is ceremonial President of the Senate which means he can only cast a vote to break a tie. That's it. But Palin thinks the V.P. can "get in there and really get some good legislation."

In light of recent Palinesque events, a little satire always goes a long way. For me, anyway.
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Physicists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratories, operating on a grant from the Republican National Committee, have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

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Sarahpalinium is orbited by an indeterminate number of lepton-like particles called peons, with only one peon occupying the innermost shell (the “Todd shell”) and exercising an unusual influence over the sarahpalinuium nucleus. Beyond the Todd shell is a shell with five peons (the “Track/Bristol/Willow/Piper/Trig shell”), and a third shell with 9,780 peons (the “Wasilla shell”).

Sarahpalinium impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of sarahpalinium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take as long as four years to complete.

Sarahpalinium is inherently unstable, possessing a half-life that will expire on July 26, 2009. At this point, sarahpalinium will either wink out of existence or develop a controversial fourth peon shell that some physicists claim may contain all remaining matter in four-dimensional spacetime, which means that the very universe may indeed revolve around sarahpalinium.