You should try to sell it to a religious cult - but I don't know how you would go about the marketing (Although I'm pretty sure the "Big Guy" doesn't take commissions

).
I visited a town in Saskatchewan called Zenon Park, the original settlers were French factory workers from Massachusetts, they became successful farmers and then decided to build a garment factory and built housing - their plan was to invite unwed mothers from the cities to move there and retrain. It sat empty for years - but it shows there are these ideas out there, even among deceptively sane people. You never know.
Another option is to try the immigration consultants and business brokers who sell into this market. It really helps their applications to own property and/or an ongoing business - and the prices are much more affordable than the big cities. I have seen millions sold this way in Winnipeg.